Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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