Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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Anti Joke

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