- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Where's my baby??

rent a cops

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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