A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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