What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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haha black people :D

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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