there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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