Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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