What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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