yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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