why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Refridgerator.

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A bar walks into a man

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Gay rights.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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kkkk

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Anti Joke

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