- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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