- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

My cat just died.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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