Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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