You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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