how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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