why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why? Why not?

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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