- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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