- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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