Male leadership.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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