Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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