- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

* anti-punchline

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Everybody will die

Men's rights

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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