- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

race-car = rac-ecar

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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