- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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