- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Dumbledore dies.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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