Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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