Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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