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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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