- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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