- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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