How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Granny porn!

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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