- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

poopy is poopy

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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