- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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