- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Yanter, Look it up

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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