What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why so serious ?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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