- Anti Joke

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Face...the other white meat!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.