- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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