jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

What's the difference between a duck?

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

 

justin beiber sucks

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What's long and black The unemployment line

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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