Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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knock,knock you suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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