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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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