- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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