-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

WILLYS

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Anti Joke

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