your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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dallen loves penis

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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