Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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