When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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