- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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