What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What is green and slow Grass.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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