- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Once upon a time, The end.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Obama = ebola

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

womens rights

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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