why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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