- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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