Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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