What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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I have a horse.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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All of these jokes are about white people

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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