Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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