If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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im gay

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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