- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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