- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Chuck Norris.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??