A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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