- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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