Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Potassium? K.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

feminism

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Anti Joke

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