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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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