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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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