What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

You know what's funny? Rape

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

I'm homeless.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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