why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A fat guy!

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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