- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

roses are red poo is poo

speak now or forever hold your pee

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??