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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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