- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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