- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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