Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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hi

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Jimmy Saville

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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