What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

"Knock knock" Come in!

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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