- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

The chickens have become self-aware!

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