- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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