- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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