What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Anti Joke

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