- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

where's mom I killed her

rent a cops

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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