What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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