- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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