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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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