What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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