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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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