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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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