- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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