Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Matt is a Duster!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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