- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Detroit has a low crime rate

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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