What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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People...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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