Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Jimmy Saville

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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