- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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