Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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