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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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