My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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