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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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