- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

America

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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