- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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