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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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