- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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