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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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