- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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