- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

mexicans fishing

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Fine, ladies first.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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