- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock come in !

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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