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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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