Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

the WNBA.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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