- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

whats my name? Matt

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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