q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

rocky is here again.......................

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

penis. nuff said.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Anti Joke

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