Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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