- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Sam Hengal.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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