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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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