What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Gus's mom

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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