What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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A fat guy!

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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