What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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dallen loves penis

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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