wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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