- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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