What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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