- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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