- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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