Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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