what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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