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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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