what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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