Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Matt is a Duster!

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

whats a joke

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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