how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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