- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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