Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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