- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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