- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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