"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Golf.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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