- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

womens rights

Fat? Jesse Z

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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