- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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