- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Albert your flies undone.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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