- Anti Joke

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week