- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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