- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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