- Anti Joke

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!