- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

David Cameron

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Grace Ackerson

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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