- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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