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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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