what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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One, two, three, four and five

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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im @ work, LOL.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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