- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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