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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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