- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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