- Anti Joke

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

I have an idea! You leave.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

A house comes around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.