Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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