How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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