What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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tommy is retared

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A man goes to the potty.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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