Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

woman's rights

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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