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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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