What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Ring Ring Hello? Click

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

The diamond one below is hilarious.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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