- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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