What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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