What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

this website is a bad joke

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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