Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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