- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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