- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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