Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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I'm so punny.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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A duck walks into a bar. The duck walks over to the bartender and orders a beer. "put it on my bill." he says. The bartender angrily grabs the duck and kicks him out of the bar, because the duck has done this many times, but has never once paid his bill to the bar. The duck is an alcoholic and is slowly ruining his relationship with his family.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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