How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Turkey Balls

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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eoin burgin is fat

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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