Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

God is real.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Anti Joke

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