Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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