- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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