Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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a black man pays his child support

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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