What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Mogok Papiti.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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