- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

a man was shot.... he died

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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