What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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I have a horse.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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