A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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#Getweird

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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An Asian with a big dick.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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