- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??