Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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