knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

I will create more jobs for americans

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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