haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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