- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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