- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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