- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

I don't believe in giraffes.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Feminism.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

This is a joke.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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