What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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star wars kid

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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Anti Joke

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