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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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