- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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