Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A women was driving along in her brand new, swanky, red ferrari when she spotted a red light in the distance. She stopped steadily, following the rules of the road. All of a sudden a loud bang came from behind her where a young driver had hit her at 50 mph. They both come to an abrupt stop and exited their vehicles. The women says "Idiot, you just hit me!" The boys says "oh don't worry, I have insurance."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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