- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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