- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

you will like this because i am black.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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