What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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