- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Weaner

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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