- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

like if your cool

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Anti-jokes are funny.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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