- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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