Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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a black man pays his child support

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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