Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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