Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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