Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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