Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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