How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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