- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Chuck Norris.

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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