- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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