- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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