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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

The chickens have become self-aware!

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

One, two, three, four and five

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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