- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How you know when dislextic

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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