- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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