Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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