- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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