- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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