- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

This is not funny.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Neil is a reterd.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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