- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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