- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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