- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A russian gives away vodka.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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