- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

In soviet Russia...things are different

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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