- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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