what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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