Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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