Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Emily Walker.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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A pope meets another one

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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