- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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