- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

4 hours later.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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