What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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