Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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