- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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