- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

David Cameron

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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