- Anti Joke

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean