Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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