- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

someone called someone else a frog

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A penis walks into a bar..

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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