Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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