- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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