- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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