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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

I think everybody should have a penis.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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