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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A penis walks into a bar..

The New York Giants

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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