Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Anti Joke

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