- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's 9+10? 19

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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