What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What page are you on The gay page.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Anti Joke

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