My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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