- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

Why? Because.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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